Top 10 Things That I Am Against.

August 24th, 2007

10) Boring Meetings (ones where no preparations were made).

9) Long Grass.

8 ) Drugs.

7) Wardrobe malfunctions. Definitely against those.

6) Vegetarians.

5) Libertarians.

4) Those Penny Loafer shoes without a penny in them - that’s ridiculous! They’re called “PENNY Loafers” for a reason. It is so out of style to wear Penny Loafers without the penny. Geesh!

3) Hate, Gossip, Negativity, and Inconsistency.

2) Top Ten Lists.

1) Diet Soda.

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3 Responses to “Top 10 Things That I Am Against.”

  1. joe Says:
    August 24th, 2007 at 7:57 am

    OH NO!!! Adam is against me, I’m a vegetarian!

    Well, I guess I’ll have to add omnivores to my list of things I am against… :D

  2. nathan Says:
    August 24th, 2007 at 8:03 am

    Diet Baking Soda?
    Or do you mean, Diet pop?

    I agree with all of those, except the one about Penny Loafers. I would prefer to see no penny loafers at all, but I’m okay with them.

    Also, now that I’ve entered the political ring, i would like to go on the record and state I am not against Libertarians.

    I might add ‘Liars’ to my list.

    In reading your top 10 list, i especially enjoyed No. 2.

  3. Todd Helmkamp Says:
    August 24th, 2007 at 2:33 pm

    Good list. You forget wet jeans, though. CHAFING!!

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