Weird Things Today.

My Shoes Fart.

I’m serious. I just got these new multi-toned brown leather shoes yesterday. Today, every step I take on my left foot sounds like an expulsion of air. If this happened in 7th grade I would take the credit for the sound myself and would be the most popular kid in middle school — but since I’m older I guess it won’t do anything for my social status.

My Paper Clips Had a Party. 

I don’t use paper clips very often, but I went to grab one today and I discovered that someone had connected them together — all of them.  Since the culprit obviously just wanted to pull a gag and get some attention, I figure I’d give it to them here on my blog. Way to go, whoever you are . . . and when I find out who you are . . . well . . . let’s just hope I don’t find out who you are.

4 Replies to “Weird Things Today.”

  1. Sorry about the paper clips. I let Becky’s kids play with them, and they sure had fun when we were practicing. It kept them happy.

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